
Meet The Everyday Poet
Tailored funny poems for special occasions - bespoke poetry gifts and performances for loved ones
You want custom funny poems for gifts you can give to people for milestone birthdays and specials occasions like weddings, anniversaries and retirements. Personalised humorous poems that will become a true memento or even a family heirloom. You want you and your guests at weddings, parties, or corporate events to cherish memories of a funny, warm, happy, entertaining and heartwarming experience.
That’s where my bespoke poetry gifts for loved ones, plus performances and live poetry writing services come in handy! You can order one of my tailored funny poems for special occasions that will become a treasured heirloom. Or hire me to create a magic experience at weddings, parties and events that will be talked about fondly for years to come!
THIS IS FOR YOU IF...
THIS IS FOR YOU IF...
You’re looking for the perfect personalised gift for a partner, family member or friend that’s unique, funny, fun and heartwarming
You’ve been seeking quality personalised entertainment experience that offers something a bit different, funny, inspiring and creative
You’re looking for a totally different performer or experience for your corporate events to set you apart from your competitors
You want a poem about everyday people and things that is funny and easy to relate to
You’re looking for great value for money with a custom, personalised gift or experience that your partner, family member or friend will love
You’re a pet owner who wants the perfect memento to help remember your companion forever
I started writing when I was eight years old. As a teen, I ventured into poetry, but didn't have the guts to keep what I wrote, so I threw it all into the bin! Fast forward over twenty years, in 2020 I rekindled my poetic flame and have been scribbling away ever since. I devour other people’s poetry, study it at my local university, and I’ve explored the poetry business by creating and selling cards, mugs and calendars decorated with my verses. I’m also an associate of a poetry-focussed Community Interest Company (CIC), where I help with marketing, communications and business policy matters.
Born less than a mile from where legendary Welsh poet Dylan Thomas was raised and wrote his way into history, I grew up a stone’s throw from where he lived and attended school in Uplands, Swansea (Wales, UK). I’m a warm, fun, and funny poet with a down-to-earth, enthusiastic vibe. I write for the sheer joy of it, driven by a mission to make people smile, laugh, and perhaps even cry with delight. My mission is to spread happiness and inspiration, one poem and performance at a time!
My Mum is a retired English teacher and my Dad has studied and written creative writing and poetry for years, so I guess it’s in my blood! When I’m not writing or performing poems, or working in my day job as a PR & Marketing Consultant and Copywriter, you’ll often find me reading in a park, exercising or singing karaoke!!
Hi, I’m Gavin Byron Harris!
When you hire The Everyday Poet…
You can also order an amazing entertainment experiences for your wedding, party or corporate event. You want your guests to leave weddings, parties and events with big smiles and stories they'll laugh about for years. Luckily for you, creating warm, happy, and memorable experiences is what I’m all about.
Whether it’s for friends, family, or corporate clients, my goal is always to create those joyous, unforgettable moments that stand out from the usual shindigs. My poetry performances and ‘Lucky Limericks Live’, where I write Limericks about guests on the spot, are like adding a sprinkle of magic. I can help you turn any party or event into a celebration everyone will remember with a grin.
You’ll get a beautifully crafted custom funny poem that will capture the essence of the person it’s written about e.g. your partner, family member, friend, colleague or even your pet. My bespoke humorous poetry is the ultimate way to commemorate special occasions.
You’ll get a tailored poem for special occasions that will become a cherished heirloom, ensuring the joy and warmth of the recipient's heart and soul are always just a read away. These bespoke poetry gifts are perfect for celebrating and remembering special moments.
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Poetry Services
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Bespoke poems - custom funny poems for gifts
Order a personalised humorous poem about a loved one or friend, which will be written fresh then beautifully printed in gold foil on high-quality paper. These bespoke poetry gifts for loved ones are perfect for making any occasion unforgettable and ensuring it’s remembered with a smile!
SPECIAL OFFER UNTIL APRIL 2025
Four line poems NORMALLY £75 = NOW £55 until 1.4.25
Limericks (composed of five lines) NORMALLY £95 = NOW £75 until 1.4.25
Ten line poems NORMALLY £195 = NOW £145 until 1.4.25Ordering more than one service together? Ask me for a discount!
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Live Performances
A special performance at your wedding, party or event to help create a sparkling atmosphere. Add a dash of magic and a sprinkle of laughter to make sure your guests leave with grins on their faces and unforgettable memories in their minds!
SPECIAL OFFER UNTIL APRIL 2025
Performance for a 20 minute set at a venue of your choice NORMALLY from £195 = NOW from £145 until 1.04.25
Please note, for performances outside south Wales, travel and accommodation (if needed), is charged in addition to the price.Ordering more than one service together? Ask me for a discount!
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Poems Written On The Spot
‘Lucky Limericks Live’: Limericks written on the spot at your wedding, party or event about some of your guests. They turn your wedding, party or event into a laugh-out-loud, memorable experience, leaving guests delighted and a bit flattered! It's the perfect way to add a personalised touch of fun!
SPECIAL OFFER UNTIL APRIL 2025
Limericks written on the spot about 3 guests at weddings, parties or events, NORMALLY £195 = NOW £145 until 1.04.25
Please note, for weddings, parties or events outside south Wales, travel and accommodation (if needed), is charged in addition to the price.Ordering more than one service together? Ask me for a discount!

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